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Izzy: if I do everything I can to get Ed’s attention, then he won’t have time for anyone else!
Ed: wow Izzy’s having a little phase, good thing Stede is here to help work through it, it’s so much better having another grown up nearby when things get rough
I don’t even think, as a toddler, Izzy could be bought so he wouldn’t be impressed by nice fabrics or baths with fancy oils and expensive soap or a collection of storybooks that are NOT as good as the stories that Ed tells him. Okay, maybe he likes the sweets, the toys, the coconut milk that doesn’t hurt his tummy, the way the fire is always going at night so he falls asleep cosy and comfortable but. Still. He doesn’t like Stede.
He gets a small bed in the captains’ quarters for particularly rough days or if he falls asleep while he’s being changed and that’s only okay because Ed is there too, but the one night he’s up with Buttons through the night is also when Izzy has a little nightmare and wakes up groggy and so sad - not realising it’s Stede who’s comforting him and keeping him safe until he stops crying for long enough to notice that he’s got his face buried in a heavy robe and is being carried over to cuddle on the sofa and talk rather than held in bed quietly until he falls back asleep, like Ed normally did.
(Hope you’re okay <3)
(thank you <3 im getting there)
the entire toddler izzy + ed + stepdad stede situation is Izzy is doing everything he can to get Ed's attention and Ed seeing it as an amazing opportunity for him to get a second pair of hands when it comes to looking after Izzy
Izzy, as always, absolutely hates Stede. One hundred percent, whenever his sights are set on him Izzy's just scowling and nothing but Ed blocking his view of Stede can fix it.
He gets so wriggly and fussy whenever Stede tries to put him in something other than Ed's cotton shirts for bedtime that Ed has to get out of bed half the time just to cam him down, and on the odd occasion it's Stede changing him he scowls and huffs as Stede rubs scented oils into his skin after he'd gotten a bath with Stede's fancy fruit flavoured soaps and his creamy shampoo.
He has the comprehension skills to understand that Stede does give him some of the nice things he likes, like boiled lollies and full sugar cubes and little slivers of chocolate that are so incredibly rare out at sea, but under no circumstances will he ever let Stede give him those things without Ed as a buffer. When it's Ed feeding him strawberry flavoured sweets he has so problem grinning and giggles and bashfully mashing his face into Ed's thigh, and when Ed is the one helping Izzy drink coconut milk out of a grown up cup, not Stede, he's content to lean back against Ed's chest and be bounced on his knee when he's all finished.
He loves his bed the the captains cabin, even if he throws a mini tantrum every time Ed tries to get him to sleep there. Half the time he's half asleep when they tuck him up there anyway, so he doesn't have to lie too much about how much he likes it.
He's prone to nightmares, after watching Ed battle through a few bad stabs to the wrong side and seeing some pretty significant violence take place right in front of him, and it happens often enough that he doesn't question when someone comes to help untangle him from the very sweaty blankets, murmuring quietly to him the whole time.
Izzy cries louder once he's picked up and held against their chest - he knows that the louder he cries the more Ed will want to hold him close and calm him down, so he does just that. He doesn't realise anything's off until he realises his scalp isn't getting scratched like it usually is when Ed comes to help him calm down, and instead there's a hand patting his bottom and soft lips against his temple.
Slowly, he realises the fabric his hand his fisted in and that he's drooling onto is much thicker and smoother than Ed's sleep shirts, and that the voice cooing at him is a lot higher than Ed's.
He pulls his little head away from the chest he's been resting on and, once he's blinked most of the tears from his eyes, he can make out Stede staring down at him, eyebrows pulled taught with worry, and he can't help but cry even more.
He doesn't want to be held by Stede, he doesn't want to be cooed at and bounced and pet, but he's so disoriented and scared that it doesn't matter who's holding him, he just needs the comfort.
He scowls between sobs that he wails as loud as he can just because he knows Stede won't like it (that's not true at all, he's scared and it's dark and he's still a bit disoriented), and cries so hard he ends up retching loudly and choking on the feeling while Stede pats his back.
It's a little odd when it's been almost five minutes spent crying into the front of Stede's robe and he still hasn't been tucked back into bed - whenever Ed finds him like this he holds Izzy close to his chest and pets his hair until the tears give way to sniffles and he can finally sleep again, but Stede is still bouncing him cooing quietly.
By the time Izzy stops crying enough to take a proper breath in, he finds himself sitting in Stede's lap, who'd sat down in his armchair across the room.
"Oh dear," he tuts when Izzy pulls his face out of his robe, eyes red and raw and his nose running profusely, "Poor darling."
Izzy tries to scowl as Stede raises a hanky to wipe off his face, but he does feel a lot better once his face is less sticky, and when Stede tells him to blow his nose he only does it because he can barely breathe through it.
He wipes his face on Stede's robe just to annoy him, even if there's barely any snot and tears left on his face. He wants to bite Stede when he starts to comb his fingers through his hair, but he decides not to (totally not because it feels nice or anything, definitely not).
"Did you have a bad dream?" Stede murmurs, and Izzy stares him down in lieu of a response. There's no way he's going to let Stede talk it through with him. Yuck.
While Stede tries countless and times and in countless ways to try and get Izzy to reveal what had happened in his dream, Izzy scowls where he sits on his knee, refusing to let Stede even cuddle him (he curls up on Stede's chest, eyes and nose positively dripping onto Stede's robe, shaking and nodding his head to Stede's questions while he's patting his back).
Izzy asks for Ed more times than he sniffles, which is quite a few times, and each time Stede tells him that Ed is busy up on the deck and won't be back for a bit.
Of course, Izzy doesn't exactly want to hear that, but when he tries to bite Stede through his robe he's met instead with a little linen pouch tucked in between his teeth that tastes very sweet and yummy when he bites down on it for a bit.
He tries to suckle as much of the sweetness as he can through the linen, but before he can get his fix it's being pulled out of his mouth (even after he digs what few teeth he has yet into the little pouch, it still gets taken away).
Before he can squeal like he usually does when Stede pisses him off, Stede's holding a cup (a grown up cup, a special porcelain one that he's usually not allowed to touch) up to his lips and tipping it up for him to get a sip.
Izzy, even when he's tired and scared and upset, will always have a first instinct to protest against anything Stede does, and refuses to open his mouth until he finally catches the smell of the special coconut milk Stede makes the Revenge dock to make just for him and suddenly his mouth his open as wide as it will go while Stede helps him take little mouthfuls of the sweet tasting milk that doesn't make his tummy hurt.
Usually Ed makes him drink from his own cup, and his little sippy cup has been making less and less of an appearance lately since he mostly learned to pick up the little tin cups they got just for him, but Stede let's him drink without needing to use his hands, holding a hanky up to the corners of his mouth where some of the milk slips down.
The fire is crackling and warm and Izzy's tummy is full and he's so tired, and he doesn't like Stede, of course not, but he's so sleepy and his eyes are closing before he's even finished drinking.
He whines when the cup is taken away from his mouth, but then he's being rolled over to lay on his tummy and his back is being patted and even if it is Stede holding him he's a little too tired to stay awake, even if he isn't all that happy about falling asleep on his 'arch nemesis' (stepfather).
(The next morning, when Ed returns, Izzy will blabber and whine about Stede and how his tummy hurts and how he needs kisses absolutely everywhere and absolutely must be carried around in the baby sling that Ed tried to retire months ago, and Ed will roll his eyes but indulge him anyway. Stede will flutter around and fuss about how the little sling fits Izzy, and Izzy will fuss and wriggle but ultimately won't bite Stede's fingers when they get too close, like he usually does.)
#sorry it took so long ive been distracted#thank you anon <3#mail 💌#ofmd au#ofmd#Izzy hands#Stede Bonnet#Edward Tweach#toddler Iz
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He angy, surly, petulant even
#iz#invader zim#iz clips#iz battle of the planets#this moment literally made me wheeze-honk#he’s so angy#toddler ass grunt#one of the zim sounds of all time#baby gator aah noise
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I think watching Invader Zim as a 4 year old autistic kid was probably one of the best things that ever happened to me, because I’ve always related to how horrible Zim found the Earth to be on like a visceral level, like I could not stand certain textures or the feeling of other humans touching me and so many things around me always just felt repulsive by default, and most of my earliest memories involve tiny me screaming and slamming my head into walls for very long periods of time because of it.
And the show illustrated how that felt, how the whole world felt to me perfectly and twisted it into something hilarious that I could laugh at crack jokes about and make fun of, and to top it off the idiot going through it still had a monumental amount of unwavering passion for what he did and self assurance and confidence despite it all
And I’ll never know for certain, but I think I may have ended up becoming a pretty different person if I hadn’t had that
#ch.txt#invader zim#iz very much exudes optimistic nihilism#and something something reasons why representation in media matters to people#also#it is frankly a fucking wonder that I got my autism diagnosis at 21 and not at like. 4#fun fact my absolute earliest memory involved a neighbor calling the cops bc of my shrieking#which I explicitly remember doing bc my dad walked in on me taking everything out of the fridge and putting it in a checkerboard pattern#on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night#and I did NOT want him ruining my art piece. so I screamed#i ruined a lot of antique furniture with condiments apparently#my mom legit thought toddlers were just like that and that’s why I’m an only child#i like basically scarred her for life. and yes I AM very proud of and it thanks for asking#anyhow the only long lasting side effect of watching IZ as a lil kid is that now whenever I get mad#i have to physically restrain myself from slipping into Zim’s speech patterns#that one’s not so great. but what can ya do
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Gnna ask Santa 4 bluey plushie !!!!
#any1 iz welcome t tell m what they gonna ask 4#🩺.txt#agere blog#sfw agere#safe agere#age regressor#age regression#agere#agere community#babyre#sfw toddlerre#toddler regression#baby regression#baby
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HAPPY 3 YEARZ TFS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(...not pinging lutiaskokopelli bcs she sayz tfs SUUPER burnt her aout from the pressure/shes not gonna be workeing on it NEmoar.a rlly good run tho NEway ^.^)
#the fifth save#player the fifth save#the fifth save player#UAUUUAA HAPPY DAY BOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#3 YEARZ...iev been a anon in the den 4 2 yearz naow...#art#ww iem starting 2 RLLY liek this new style finally...ii needed a secont 2 figure aout how it workz but naow that i hav...#RR that stupit feldy headcanon iz changeing my brain...ii RLLY wanna make her stupit headband things al b#ig&flowy...BUT ALL RESIST !!#...i ztarted giveing her scruffyness araound her armz bcs shese a creacher 2 me... aslo DABLOONS REAL !!#<iem rlly happy with haow visible they came aout...#player abuse#blor boy or whatever#.....this waz sortve aslo a improvement peace 4 me...haow much my style after a year & stuf ^.^#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand tumblr crashed mid post ::D YIPPEE for stupit gd. /s#..ii took a screenshot before it completely blew aout but no ii hav 2 retype.al if my tagz#...ok tagz retyped -.- that waz inconvienent#the animal moment#god 3 yearz...were haz the time gone...#player is 3 ♥ wat a toddler Y%W^&HR^&R&#aslo guyssssss the cake isnt on fire this time !!!!!11!! sure it tiped ovar but its fiiiine 🤗 normal 🤗#aslo ignore taht shes haveing a literal mental breakdown 🙄 i couldnt get her to stop crying 🙄 smh U^&T^&$YT&Y^&R#um send post.HAPPY DAY BOY !!!!!!!!!!!#...caount tagz & THEN send post#(..1 more tag bcs wats 5x5....XXD)
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✦ TODDLERS AND TIARAS — ❝ ive ot6 ❞
[ 寂しげなmoonlight 君といれば ]
synopsis • ives love for you goes unknown even to you sometimes ( ??? ) fluff < song rec : sun and moon - aespa >
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 it all started when one day during iz*one’s off days wonyoung and yujin ran into tweleve year old you
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 wonyoung paused and looked through one of the practice rooms to see you learning la vien rose’s choero
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 yujin and her cooed and then ducked when you looked over to see your choreographer walk in
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 two years later you all meet again when a meeting was held for ives creation
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 during practice you were always a few steps behind and wonyoung could tell so she always paid extra attention to you and made sure you got everything
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 while rei and liz always took you out shopping conveniently during testing seasons
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 while gaeul always helped you with your homework and yujin always stopped by your school to drop lunch she knew you already had
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 while leeseo always claimed to need to sleep in your bed cause your mattress was so soft (totally not because she felt the closest to you and felt like physical she needed to be too)
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 “leeseo I think my arms starting to get stringy..”
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 “it’s still attached stop whining !”
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 you weren’t used to the korea’s culture or idol culture of being so close since that was mostly reserved for the maknae which you weren’t since you debuted at sixteen
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 so when you started your birthday love you were very surprised to see your presents
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 “oh wonyoung got me a heavy gift”. as you opened it your eyes grew wide and your chat blew up
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 the girl had bought you three tiaras with a note ‘for our princess’. you laughed as the chat still erupted and you moved on
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 this kind of reminded of the time rei pinching your cheeks while teaching you random Japanese words.. like really weird
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 “so what did you just teach me?”. you said your hair and hers up in two buns with a ridiculous amount of glitter on your cheeks from rei’s make over
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 “smelly cheese stick”. rei said as she turned on her camera for her daily vlog. your mouth ajar.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 “do you wanna learn tomato cookie for spy poop next?”. you scratched your head while Rei resisted the urge to pinch your cheeks
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 or maybe the time when there was perfectly six seats left in your groups van but yujin and liz were fighting for who’s lap you got to sit on.. it was a suggestion from your manager who said it jokingly but they took it so seriously..
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 “no but I’m older and have stronger bones !”. yujin said as she held onto your waist very tightly.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 “but we are like twin sisters it’s only fair !”. liz held both your hands as yujin cursed and wonyoung and leeseo busted out laughing. while rei spoke up.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 “y/n said she was tired she can just sleep on my lap in the back”. you nodded and climbed over to the back while both girls just sat grumpy the whole ride home
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 oh but what about the time wonyoung and gaeul kept dragging you on stage during ott
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 wonyoungs line stared and she kissed your cheek while you smiled at a fan and at the same time gaeul decided she just needed to dance with you
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 then two minutes later gaeul was giving you a piggy back and when she just put you down wonyoung grabbed liz’s hand and beckoned you their child to take a family photo for a fan
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 you just thought nothing of it.. korea wasn’t your home and you hadn’t been an idol for a long time so maybe you didn’t know everything
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝜗𝜚 but you did know your member cherished even when they treated you like a toddler or dressed you up like a doll with tiaras and such it was all out of love for your big happy family
#kpop fanfic#kpop#kpop idol x reader#kpop imagines#kpopidol#kpop gg#kpop smau#reader x idol#kpop girls#reader insert
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one of the most appealing and compelling attributes (to me at least) of the d//ca is the way they're 1.) horrifically underqualified and ill-suited for the job they have to do, 2.) they're forced to do it anyway Or Else, and 3.) the job involves being the sole caretaker for impressionable and fragile toddlers and children
it's so funny in such a tragic way. it's essentially the "human"ized culmination of faz ent's business practices and moral standards. it's extremely ineffective and extremely dangerous but it's cheap and it technically works so here it stays... and that's so fucking interesting to me!!!
so it kind of boggles my mind that the popular opinion is that they're actually good with kids?
idk i just think that if you're going to engage with the d//ca as a character (you know, the character from the "criminal negligence that leads to children being killed" franchise) you need to accept that they've canonically hurt a lot of people and that they're also perpetuating the deadly cycle that enables them to do that. simply because they exist. because they are a robot owned by a company that values profit above lives.
they hurt children not because they actually want to! but because they were put into a position of power over those children, and it's a position that they're not, and probably never will be, capable of doing properly. they hurt children because they are literally in cahoots with a serial killer (who is also part of that deadly cycle, and who is just as reluctant to do this, and who was also forced into a position of power by forces beyond their control) who targets these children because they are the easiest group to target.
and if you're deliberately making the choice to ignore this then you're simply not engaging with the actual character anymore lol (not like that's stopped anyone though)
#my post#hater moment#all of this isnt to say that they're a Bad Character and you Shouldnt Like Them bc its like. i am literally saying the opposite#this is why i love them. this is why i love v/nny too !! they're awful people who are complicit in both their own suffering and the#suffering of others because they see no other option!!!#they're both made to obey! the d//ca was literally made for it and v/nessa was conditioned to do it through a lifetime of trauma#they're both such good characters and yet no one fucking talks abt this !!!!!
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Something I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone talk about before is how Invader Zim is one of the funniest goddamn series ever created and it hardly ever relies on snark or sarcasm for its humor.
Like, people talk about the Whedonizing of modern media where everyone is constantly snarking and quipping at each other and undermining their own narratives with bathos and winks to the audience to let them know they’re self-aware about how stupid everything is so we can think they’re cool instead of “corny”.
But IZ never does that. IZ doesn’t care about making its characters look cool. They’re supposed to be losers, so it’s okay for everyone to be unabashedly, passionately self-serious about everything, no matter how stupid. GIR, the character most beloved for generating the most laughs, is never sarcastic at all. He is simply not capable of it. All the jokes surrounding GIR are based on him acting like a hyperactive puppy combined with a hyperactive toddler. Zim and Dib do not "trade barbs", they throw lame schoolyard insults back and forth and taunt each other with threats of a horrible fate. They do not make smug, snide remarks about how stupid everyone else is, they rant and rave about how disgusted they are with everyone's stupidity. Even Gaz, whose main character trait is apathy, doesn't really make sarcastic comments or "quips" often. Most of what she says is just variations on "You're bugging me, go away". And it's not for the sake of being cool. Gaz isn't self-conscious and putting down Dib's dorky interests to distance herself from him, she's just genuinely annoyed. She's not truly detatched and dispassionate. She is constantly teetering on the edge of losing it because she actually does care, a lot. It's just that what she cares about is being left alone with her video games, her pizza, and her dad.
The only character on the show I’d describe as habitually sarcastic is Ms. Bitters, and her apathy isn’t meant to be “cool” either. She’s just punching down at children to demoralize them because she’s a miserable old bitch.
Ironically, IZ came out with FOP, and 80% of Butch Harman's sense of humor is making bad, unfunny puns and then having characters groan and sigh and roll their eyes at how bad the puns were as if that makes it any funnier.
#Invader Zim#low key#nothing takes me out of a fic faster#than characters being too quippy or snarky#because that's just not how they talk#it's like the other end of the horseshoe#from everyone being too self-aware and healthy and using therapy-speak
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Doll iz sorry for swndig swo many azks adm requezt 3; dwoll know you buzy bwut, can doll request little emu and sibby Nana hcs?! :3 (/nf, take ur timez! Nu rush!)
Little! Emu and Sibling! Nene Headcanons! ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ ♡
Emu is the sweetest toddler ever! Smiliest and chattiest baby- usually regresses around 3-6!
She regresses for comfort!!! ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎
Nene's her bestest friend ever! They regress together, but Nene tends to be a teeny bit order, to around 6-7 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.゚
Nene always spoon feeds her! If Emu makes a mess, Nene is always the one to wipe her mouth and pat her head ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹
If Emu regresses to a smaller age, Nene will seat and cuddle Emu on her lap, and play the nintendo!! Emu is just happy to see colors and mario everywhere hehe!
When emu is little, she only!!! wants to wear nene's shirts/jackets, it makes her feel smaller and safer! ʚ(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ
Emu loves sweets 10x more than she does when big... which is too much. Nene has to give her the cookies in moderation but if Emu sneaks some, Nene has to gently tell her off ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -。꒱ྀི১
"Emu... did you eat all the cookies?"
"Noooo... ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -。꒱ྀི১"
"Are you being honest?"
"Noooooo... ૮ ⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ·̭ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝ ྀིა"
"Dont do it again okie? or your tummy will hurt... I’m just worried about you :(“
However,,, otherwise!! Nene feels very proud when Emu is being good! So every time she gives her a tiny peck on her soft baby cheek and emu absolutely beams!!!
She absolutely loves her caregivers affection! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ
#melowxs#little emu#pjsk agere#project sekai agere#sfw agere#agere blog#sfw interaction only#age regression#little wxs#agere wxs#wxs agere#pjsk age regression#prsk agere#project sekai age regression#emu agere#agere emu#sfw agere blog#sfw babyre#sfw age regression#sfw babyspace#sfw headcanons#sfw regression#sfw littlespace#sfw little blog#sfw age regressor#agere sfw
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Cranky toddler Iz is so real, so many times he's very close to just sitting on the floor and shouting "no no no no!!!!", maybe if he just becomes incredibly fussy and needy Ed will have to stop paying attention to his new boyfriend to look after Izzy more, very reasonable toddler thoughts
yes yes yes yes
So of course Izzy gets cranky when Ed isn't paying attention to him! He's tried everything he knows, which includes pouting and huffing and the occasional foot stomp, and Ed still hasn't noticed!
He's hungry and he doesn't want to eat on his own again, or even worse than that, have the crew try and help him. Ed's too busy with this dude that's just always around now, which means if Izzy wants something he's got to work for it.
Soon enough Roach comes around to bring him up for dinner, and it's Izzy's last straw.
So he does the one thing he knows will get 100% of Ed's attention. Has a tantrum.
He stomps his feet and kicks at the floor and yells, and when he gets tired of that he flops down and wails, "No! No, no, no, no!"
Roach doesn't stick around - it's not his job to look after Izzy, and after Stede waves him off he scurries back down to hall to avoid any more of Izzy's outburst.
Ed doesn't bother with it. He's been dealing with Izzy for a while, and has had to deal with quite a few tantrums from him.
Stede, however, couldn't bear it when his young children were upset, and he can't bear it now! He comes up and asks Izzy what's wrong, if he needs something, starts petting his hair when he's still enough to reach.
Izzy is absolutely blindsided by this - how did his plan fail so miserably? All he wanted was Ed back all to himself and now he's got the exact opposite of that! It momentarily stuns him for long enough that the grown ups assume that the worst of the tantrum is over, and so instead of the talking to or cuddle or even the time-out that would be worth it if Ed came and gave him a hug afterwards, he gets set back on his feet and lead up to dinner by the next grownup that comes down the hall.
Of course Izzy's attempts don't stop there.
He figures, somehow, that Ed will decide to stop giving all his attention to Stede and instead give Izzy all the love he deserves if he's just a bit more needy.
A couple of barely picks through dinners, crying fits, and accidents later, it finally works!
Ed carries him around for a bit after Izzy makes himself sick crying, holding Izzy up on his hip and traipsing around until Izzy's set to go down fro a nap.
He helps feed Izzy his dinner after Wee John and the Swede both burst into tears the night before (it's not his fault if he's a picky eater is it? Only he's only quite so picky when it's anyone but Ed trying to get food into him), and stays with him for a good while after everyone else has finished, scraping mush off of his face with the spoon and making silly faces so that Izzy will copy and try to keep at least some of the food in his mouth.
When Izzy has another accident Ed is there to hold him close and take him back into the privacy, changing him and helping him into the bath with a surplus of cuddles and kisses.
The only flaw in his plan - Stede has been accompanying him the whole time.
When he was sick Stede was right in front of him, mopping up the sick on his pants and shirt even as Izzy glared at him, and came along to pat his back every now and then while Ed carried him around.
When Ed was feeding him Stede was right there beside him, pointing out the different coloured foods on his plate and chatting with Ed about how yummy they looked.
When Ed was wiping him clean from his accident Stede was right there, laying beside him, wiping off his tears and cooing at him in a small sad sort of voice.
Izzy is utterly baffled.
#cranky toddler iz to gooey little toddler iz pipeline#he's got a plan for every occassion#maybe 2 work ever#mail 💌#thank you anon <3#ofmd#izzy hands#sfw#toddler Iz
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Maul is brought to the light through the power of dick (nsfw)
The ShmiHan thing, which started as asks to @willowcrowned but kinda... snowballed... Starting on Willow’s Blog: initial ask, relevant post, the moment I realized that ShmiHan was an option, Ben and Qui-Gon, Me going absolutely feral over the crackship: Post, Anon Ask
Qui-Gon Stealing Kamino Babies
The... the Chewku thing (plus ship birth certificate) (we ended up on a Coley video)
Toddler-ized Qui-Gon in TCW
Qui-Gon Marries Palpatine in an insane bid for custody of Anakin and the clones
Jaster vs. Qui-Gon on child-rearing (with @atagotiak and @stardust2flame)
Assassin Anakin Quasi-Fixit by @atagotiak
Rexwalker with @nevertheless-moving
Does Feemor fuck? with @willowcrowned
Obi-Wan Claims He’s Taken for @nevertheless-moving‘s Pop Star AU
Anakin ships ranked by how well the other party responds to an "I would die for you. I would kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you." with @willowcrowned
Anakin’s teenage rebellion
Qui-Gon turns into a tree, again with @willowcrowned
Leverage crossover (ft. Fox, Maul, Katooni), started by @sergeant-angels-trashcan and including @epicmusic42
Rex/Sabe from @epicmusic42
Anakin keeps itemized receipts for the accountants, original post by @obiwanobi
The opposite: @names-are-fucking-hard wrote an AITA about Foxakin based on my fics
Ben Kenobi steals some tubies, AU belongs to @ahsoka-in-a-hood
Modern AU Anakin votes, but only because Padme tells him to, original from @jebiknights
Din/Bo in the background of @jebiknights‘ Luke/Boba/Fennec AU
How do Togs sleep
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kriz /kɹˈɪz/ : (a) destroyer
Negative Agent. Present tense. Formal.
📖 Definition & Synonyms
→ Definition: Someone who destroys all your most precious things constantly, like a toddler. → Synonyms: annihilator, vandal
🗨️ Example Usage
→ Romanised: 'Ei'Sutekh, ca kriz.' 'Yojix yapp!' → English: 'I am Sutekh, the destroyer.' 'Bad doggy!' → Audio:
→ Sollifreyan Font (v1):
🧩 Modifiers
→ Negative: kriz (not a destoyer) → Plural: kriz-ua (destroyers) → Nominal gendered: kriz[mo/po/zo] (destroyer(name))
🔍 Advanced
Etymology and Morphological Breakdown
Kr (Root): Derived from "kra," meaning "to destroy."
Iz (Agent Suffix): A common suffix used to denote a negative agent or doer. In this context, it indicates a person or entity that actively engages in destruction.
Usage and Additional Notes
Conceptualisation of 'Kriz': The term "kriz" can be understood as '(a) destroyer,' specifically referring to an individual or agent who actively engages in destructive actions. It encapsulates the role of someone who causes destruction or devastation, distinguishing it from objects like destroyer ships.
Cultural and Social Relevance: In Gallifreyan society, the term "kriz" is used to describe individuals who are seen as bringers of destruction. This could be in contexts of war, conflict, or other scenarios where a person causes significant damage. It's a term with strong negative connotations, often used with a sense of warning or condemnation.
(GIL Gallifreyan Conlang Guide)
Gallifreyan Word for Wednesday by GIL
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POSTED ON SANI'S TIKTOK ACCOUNT, THE DREAMQUEST MYDOL GIRLS MAKE A CANDY SALAD WHILE TRAUMA DUMPING !
˗ ˋ 🩷 CONTENT WARNING ﹕ based off the tiktok trend where people trauma dump while making a candy salad, duh. so, trauma dumping but everything mentioned is not in detail! mentions of abusive working conditions, feet stuff mentioned, overworking sexualization, fat shaming, and evil editing. the girls are currently in the @dreamquest dorms!
"Are you ready?" Sani asks Yebin despite the camera already being on, the pair in matching hot pink PJs with "Mydol" embroidered on the right side in a heart. Yebin, hair pulled back messily with a clip, holds up the purple plastic bowl to the camera.
"Ready," Yebin replies simply. Sani nods with an excited smile, holding up a pack of Skittles.
"Hi my name is Sani and when I was 14 I left my home country because I got an Instagram DM from a man saying I could be a Kpop idol. I brought Skittles!" Sani says, giggling at herself as she pours the Skittles into the bowl, the clattering sound filling the DreamQuest dorm. Yebin laughs at her quietly, stepping in front of her with a packet of M&Ms she rips open before she starts speaking.
"I'm Yebin and one time when I was training to debut in Le sserafim, Bang PD came in, watched us dance, and then proceeded to tell me my thighs were massive and I needed to work on that." Sani's eyes widen behind Yebin as she covers her curling lips, laughing tensely behind her palm as Yebin nods, showing the camera her M&Ms. "I brought M&Ms." She dumps them all in the bowl with a loud thunk!
Sani steps up again, Yebin standing behind her and laughing at the ground softly as the younger tries to hold back her own laughter. She reaches off-screen to grab another candy, chuckling under her breath.
"Um, when I was sixteen, I debuted in a Nugu girl group, and our manager made us busk every day and every night, no matter how tired we were. So, one night, I was really not feeling good, so when I was dancing and singing "Du-du-du-du-du-du," I passed out on the streets of Seoul-" Sani can't stop herself from laughing when she sees Yebin's jaw drop in horror, covering her mouth. "And when I woke up, still on the street, mind you, our manager yelled at me." Sani nods with a tight chuckle, looking at the bag in her hand and then smiling at the camera. "I brought sour candy apples."
Yebin licks her lips as she thinks of what to say next, blindly grabbing a bag of candy from behind the camera where their stash seems to be.
"When I was Produce 48, they tried to evil edit me to make me look jealous of a toddler when in reality, I have a resting bitch face and would literally die for said toddler. So, then, all of South Korea would try to tank my votes, called me ugly, and told me to die...I still made it into IZ*ONE though, so-" Yebin smiles at the camera with a tilt of her head, holding up the yellow bag of candy and then dumping it into the bowl. "Swedish fish."
Sani moves forward with a nasty look on her face at the bowl of candy, looking up at Yebin with a pout.
"I don't like Swedish Fish..."
"Then don't eat them," Yebin tells the younger simply, turning her by her shoulders to face the camera. Still pouting, Sani reaches behind the camera, digging around for a little bit before pulling out a box of hot tamales. Her big brown eyes look up in thought, humming before nodding.
"When my group finally gained traction, it was because a video of me on Inkigayo went viral for how bad of a singer I was," Sani says with curled lips and a nod, tapping the desk with an acrylic nail. "I'm not a bad singer anymore, but I was also 17 and singing in a baby voice. I don't know what the general public was expecting, ummm...." She turns the box towards her, makes a sour face, and puts it back on the table, scrambling to get a new piece of candy. She shows another bag of M&Ms to the camera. "I brought M&Ms."
Yebin puckers her lips at the camera, holding her bag of Sourpatch Kids up as Sani does the choreography to Midas Touch behind her, singing quietly as she exaggerates the moves. Yebin laughs at the younger, causing Sani to laugh as well.
"Uh, my name is Yebin, and when I was in IZ*ONE they would constantly put me in lowcut shirts because someone on Twitter thought it would be funny to call me "mommy," so my company decided to market on that and ever since any ward in relation to the word Mom, makes me wanna die. I brought Sourpatch kids," She sticks her tongue out to the side as she dumps the gummies in the bowl.
Sani is back up and gives the camera a peace sign.
"I'm Sani, and after my group disbanded, we all went to Angelico to re-debut under there, but our debut was canceled because one of the girls quit, left the country without telling us, and became a fucking dentist. Fuck you, Annie. You're fake as hell." Yebin can't stop herself from laughing when Sani gets angry and points to the camera like she is talking to Annie herself. Sani smiles at Yebin's laughter, pouring her candy into the bowl before holding up the empty wrapper. "Sourpatch Kids Watermelons."
Yebin clicks her tongue as she steps back in front of the camera, holding up a bag of KitKats.
"What's up. I'm Yebin, and when IZ*ONE disbanded during COVID, my company promised me I would be debuting in their new girl group, then replaced me with someone who could not sing and held me, hostage, for two years. I brought Kitkats." She dumps the candy in the atrocious candy salad.
Sani steps up on last time, holding a comedically small plastic bag of jellybeans.
"Hey, last time you see me, I'm Sani. My breaking point for leaving my old company was when our manager told us that we were going to be a part of a dating sim game and he would need-" Sani can't stop herself from laughing, head falling down as Yebin's eyes widen in concern behind her, covering her mouth.
"Oh no," Yebin whispers, only making Sani laugh harder before she waves her hand in front of her.
"He would need to take pictures of our feet for the game!" Sani nearly screams, covering her mouth to muffle her screeching. Yebin's jaw drops, and a quiet shriek of shock leaves her throat. The video cuts to the two somewhat composed, Sani laughing under her breath as she holds up the pathetic bag of jellybeans, tears in her eyes from laughing so hard.
"Jellybeans!" The girl cheers, sprinkling them on top of all the candy.
#ི᭨ᩧྀ TRAINEES#ི᭨ᩧྀ YEBIN#ི᭨ᩧྀ SANI#kpop oc#idol oc#idol au#kpop addition#kpop au#fictional idol community#bts addition#oc kpop group#fake kpop oc#fictional idol group#fictional kpop community#fictional kpop idol
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the other day i caught myself thinking about an invader zim actor au and it made me very happy to think of. think of them messing around behind the scenes. switching costumes. the GRUELING PROCESS of painting zims face every single day. gir being a little toddler who's randomly good at improv so he puts things in the script when he forgets and they just keep it in. zim and dib laughing too hard at a scene to actually finish it, then finally finishing it and being able to stop laughing finally. the end of season 1, them all celebrating because they're finally done with it and then season 2 gets announced, they pray it gets cancelled and then it does. them interacting with fans. BLOOPER REEL. them really really REALLY wanting to be part of nicktoons unite (i think? im not part of the nicktoons fandom just the iz one) and then they get called in to be part of it and being absolutely ecstatic. just. invader zim actor au.
#i was distraught when i learned it didn't exist#iz#invader zim#zim#iz zim#dib membrane#iz dib#gir#iz gir#nicktoons#nickelodeon#invader zim actor au. you agree. reblog#invader zim actor au#iz actor au
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itz so hard to feel that invalidated when it comes to being a (perma)regressor who also has nsfw thoughts nd wants. to be clear : ddlg or those stuff nd age regression r absolutely not ze same AT ALL. but also u can feel like, be, a kid nd havin sexual thoughts, wantin dat. no every age regressor iz a toddler, some of us r kids.. nd some kids think nd do stuff.
its tiring to feel like me can’t interact wiv any content bc i feel dirty for thinkin abt doing those.. nsfw thingies.. sometimes. like.. i can’t control me thoughts nd is it dat bad ? am i less real or valid bc i think abt it ?
there iz a HUGE difference between sexualizing age regression nd being a kid who thinks abt doin those stuff bc they r curious abt it. like maybe we need to address ze topic in a more.. safe nd non judgmental way bc me feels honestly unsafe in me own community a lot, dats not how it is suppose to be…
#⋆𐙚₊coping with a very troubled child₊⁎⁺˳✧༚#agere kiddo#age regression#age regressor#agere blog#age regressive#agere community#age dreaming#permaregressor#agere caregiver#agere little#safe agere#age re blog#sfw agere#age re safe space#age re caregiver#age regression caregiver#agere lifestyle#age regression little
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Does vivi eventually start liking Isabel?? Or at least tolerate her?
It’s after Luke apologised to her “you really think she’s gonna like me?” Isabel wrapped her hands around his arm as she “I think she will.” Luke nodded as he opened the door “I sowwy Iz.” Vivi frowned as she looked up at the girl.
It broke Isabel’s heart to see the sad look on the toddlers face “it’s okay.” She smiled as she crouched down letting out a gasp as Vivi slowly walked over to her “friend?” The toddler asked as she wrapped her arms around Isabel “friends.” Isabel ignored the baby fever she felt in that moment as she nodded looking up at Luke who smiled seeming to understand exactly what she was thinking.
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